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Please, I was born ready!

i'm afraid of the influx of glittery texts i will receive honestly

I know how to use sparkly text judiciously. I'm offended you would think otherwise.

i want your solemn oath that you won't inflict it on me

Special occasions are obviously exempt.

i want a clear definition of special occasions

Birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, etc...

take the et cetera out of this equation and i'll consider it

also i'm never telling you my birthday and don't ask nightingale that's cheating

Oh come on, that's not fair!

how is that not fair

It just is! But fine, I agree to your incredibly restrictive terms.

look i already get the feeling you're the surprise party type and i'm not here for it

[She sends him the instructions on how to get the glitter text, though.]

I want you to understand how much restraint it is taking to not use the sparkly text right now.

I feel like the sparkle text should be game if you use it first.

Edited 2017-01-20 06:43 (UTC)

too late you already agreed to my terms

Rude.

look i've given you a great gift on this day

i'm not going to monitor how you use it against other people

I'll just tell them all who to blame.

oh what the fuck

this is how you repay me

It's not like I'm going to use the sparkle text for evil!

then why would you have to tell them who's to blame

They could turn out to be exceptionally cranky about sparkle text, like a certain someone!

if they are wouldn't you say it qualifies as using it for evil

Nope!

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