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'Twas but a flesh wound!

don't you monty python at me sir

I promise it wasn't serious. If anyone would know whether an injury had the potential to be life-threatening or not, it's me.

on one hand i get the doctor thing

on the other hand i've known way too many stubborn and selfless people who don't know how to accept help

Yeah, that's not me. As much as I wish I was an MMA fighter, I know my limits. Always first to cry uncle!

even though you attacked people with guns using a rolling pin?

I never claimed that I do well under the immediate threat of violence. It was use the rolling pin or let my friends and I be ambushed.

nobody had a spare gun or anything?

Nah. Even if Vash had one, I doubt he would've given it to me. As it was, he was fairly concerned about the possibility that my rolling pin could kill someone.

you know

i can't even be surprised that definitely sounds like him

He's a terrifyingly good shot in spite of his pacifist nature. The more you know!

seen it in action

would not want to see it again

Here's hoping the opportunity for violence doesn't present itself again.

i mean this place is usually pretty chill if you can ignore the occasional dragon fight or space battle

Did you just say something nice about this place? Or are my eyes deceiving me?

no

chill isn't necessarily a good thing ok

If you say so.

excuse you is that skepticism i detect

i think i would know

wtf this sass

what did i do to deserve this

You love it. Admit it.

Wait, we can do sparkly text??? You have to show me how!!!

with great power comes great responsibility and i'm not sure you're ready

Please, I was born ready!

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